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Travelling the realm one day, Kormation is attacked by bandits.

"Hand over your money!"
"Your money or your life! Or was that your money AND your life?"

While the bandits pondered among themselves about whether it was your money OR your life or your money AND your life, Kormation had started to get bored waiting. Typically, as bandits do, they combine utter stupidity with good compromise.

"Lets see which one we can get first!"
Of course they were totally unaware that the man in front of them was a Golem, with superhuman strenght (yes, he eats his goodies from Nadine everday!). And so he proceeded to smack them around.

After wiping the floor and cleaning up the town with them, (they make excellent brooms), Kormation decided to leave them be, and went on his way, giving them a gold piece each for their trouble. Surprisingly, bandits don't attack that area anymore.

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Note Number:	18	Author:	Kormation
Date:	Sun Jun 2, 2002; 01:25:15	To:	All
Subject:	A funny thing happened to Korm
Travelling the realm one day, Kormation is attacked by bandits. "Hand over your money!" "Your money or your life! Or was that your money AND your life?" While the bandits pondered among themselves about whether it was your money OR your life or your money AND your life, Kormation had started to get bored waiting. Typically, as bandits do, they combine utter stupidity with good compromise. "Lets see which one we can get first!" Of course they were totally unaware that the man in front of them was a Golem, with superhuman strenght (yes, he eats his goodies from Nadine everday!). And so he proceeded to smack them around. After wiping the floor and cleaning up the town with them, (they make excellent brooms), Kormation decided to leave them be, and went on his way, giving them a gold piece each for their trouble. Surprisingly, bandits don't attack that area anymore.